Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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