It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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