After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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