You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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