Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Randomize
