I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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