Plan B is the new Plan A
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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