If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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