How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
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