Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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