it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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