so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
someone owes me an orgasm
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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