last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Blood and glitter go together right?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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