i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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