saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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