Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
