So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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