"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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