Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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