Midget sex pt 2 tonight
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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