Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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