why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
