They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I checked into jail on foursquare
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My penis needs a shock collar
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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