So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
organizing the empties. That sober.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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