Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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