So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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