***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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