We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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