i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
If its not for food we ain't going out.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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