i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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