Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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