Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
And then he peed in my hair
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