She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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