we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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