My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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