pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Shame - the story of my life.
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