He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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