Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
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