dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
