If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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