is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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