I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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