we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
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