Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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