Are we in a gay sports bar?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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