Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Drunk is a universal language darling
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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