Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I feel like abortions should bother me more
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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