I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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