my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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