Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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