Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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