Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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